- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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