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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Boys have swag, real men have class

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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