- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

my mind's eye?

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

hashtags suck balls

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

You will not press the like button.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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