Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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which one is easiest

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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