- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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