- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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