Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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