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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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