- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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feminists.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Your dads dead. lol

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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