What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

the bible

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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