- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Jayden Eccles

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

This is an anti-joke.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Soccer...

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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