- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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