- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

You are joking right?

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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