So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

haha black people :D

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Where's my tractor?

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

do you wanna hear a joke school

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Knock Knock Who's There 42

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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