- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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