Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I have aids

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What the hell are you doing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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