Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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What the hell are you doing?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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