- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

H o m o comes out as homo

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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