A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

And Stephen Hawking said.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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