How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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