what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

i named my son Frodo because he was little

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

The Big Band Theory

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

who ever is reading this....

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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