- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

are you gay does your mom know

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

My children are mistakes

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