- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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