Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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