- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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