a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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