- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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