why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Xzibit

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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