- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Iif your reading this ur gay

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Your dads dead. lol

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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