- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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