- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I dont have a girlfriend

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