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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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