What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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sadf

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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ecks! why zee?

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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How you know when dislextic

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haha black people :D

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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