- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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