- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a funny joke.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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