- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

ugh good riddance

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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