Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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An Asian with a big dick.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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