Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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