- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Get on the boat.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

tommy is retared

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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