- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

my mind's eye?

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

hashtags suck balls

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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