why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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New mission: refuse this mission

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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