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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

This joke is funny

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Your Mother

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

this is stupid .... yep

so the weather's nice...

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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