Get on the boat.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

(Insert joke here)

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

tommy is retared

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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