A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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