A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Racial equality.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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