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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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