Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I grunt when I poop.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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