How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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andrew wagner

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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