- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

hi mom

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

roses are red violets are blue

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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