What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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John Cena

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guest what i love pancakes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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