- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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