Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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