What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Not a joke.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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