- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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