John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A seal walks into a club.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Dyslexics have more nuf!

why are balck people black because they are

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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