A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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People with cancer.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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