Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Do the roar!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Women's Professional _________

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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