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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

the bible

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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