- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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