- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Harry Chappell raped someone

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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