- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

You see how lame this is?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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