Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

womens rights

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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