What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

ugh good riddance

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

I have aids

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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