- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

You will not press the like button.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Knock knock open

hashtags suck balls

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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