How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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like if your cool

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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