- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Your mom

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

mark lawson likes boys

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What did the man say to his doctor?

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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