- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

I bet you read this. Told ya.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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