What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Women's Rights

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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