A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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CAS

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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