- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Moo! I'm a goat!

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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