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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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