Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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This joke is funny

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Your Mother

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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