Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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hi mom

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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