- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Youre mom is so dead...

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

My name is Harry.

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