- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

You know what's cool? Yep.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Black people stink of shite!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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