I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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