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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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do you have a wife?

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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