- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

do you have a wife?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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