- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

I work at jcpenny

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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