Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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your life

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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