- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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