Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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