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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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