a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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