- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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